Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
he’s a ghost
After 15 years in storage, the lemons had developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for this little fuckers to kick in, but once they did… POW!